Meet the animals that make it all possible...

Photographed during the monthly leadership meeting. Reed's top priority is hunting rodents and terrorizing our canine staff members. Don't forget to feed him the evening wet food or you'll be sorry. Bed time is 9pm sharp, unless it's winter... then he never left the bed.

Wrinkles served as director of estate security until his retirement after Lance's passing. He enjoyed all the special treats and got to roam in or out as he pleased. Wrinkles was the biological father of Annie and Tank, and passed away peacefully in veterinary care with his human companion at his side. Just like Lance, he was a beloved friend and will be missed for the rest of our time.

Lance passed away naturally and peacefully in his sleep at 1:00 am. on May 15th 2025. He loved chasing bicycles along the perimeter fence and guarding the food dish; giving him the title of Food Safety Analyst. Adopted at 2 years old, he was with us for nearly 12 years. He was a beloved friend and will be missed for all the years to come.

Annie spends most of her time in front of the electric fireplace, ensuring it's proper functionality. Her typical daily livery is an oversized dog bone, her reefer toy and any soft blanket she stole just as you wanted to use it. 

Most of Tank's daily activities involve finding the best spots for napping and sun bathing, then reporting back to the rest of the team so they can join him... and do literally nothing whilst the rest of us do the work.

Roscoe passed away of old age on Saturday 7/19/2025. He served as an insect control technician for many years. Although he was very cranky, he was still loved and will be missed. 

Johnny is great at keeping watch for predators and loves to start the day with screaming.

Lays eggs and bumps into things.

Known for her little curved toes. She's been that way since she hatched. Loves to poo on your shoulder. Mother of 2.

Elvis and his late wife, Priscilla, who passed away in 2022, were the very first chickens we welcomed to the farm. Although we loved Priscilla (who had a tendency to fall over) we aren't sure Elvis did. He quickly found a new girlfriend and lives his best life chasing the ladies.